In 36 hours...

You can:

Get coffee (at 4:45am)

board an airplane next to this little lady

(take a little nap, read, land in a different state, change in the bathroom into summer wear)

walk to grab some breakfast

get some serious sun

relax, relax, relax

do a little smart phone surfing

have a fancy nacho lunch (all while sitting next to look alike Jersey shore girls)

walk to town for some dinnnnnnerrrrrrrrrrrr

(I l.o.v.e the desert)

have an interesting Italian/Mediterranean meal.

Heather made great friends with the couple sitting next to us...

and every other person sitting next to us.

 AND then get some poopgurt

we even managed to sleep 12 hours

have a free buffet breakfast

sissy is such a great sales woman

get more sun...

a new hat...

a new day...

watch Heather work her magic

sunnin' the babe (12/13 weeks with child)

eat my lunch (sissy had a salad)

relax, relax, relax

run into Chantel from the bachelor, and make a complete fool of yourself

 

and lastly say goodbye sun.

If I could have only captured all the people.

The super model.

The endless amount of words.

The book I read (ok only half of it)

The birds

The Coachella fans.

Thank you sissy, for going. For getting me home.

For being so responsible.

xoxo

**Every single photo was taken with my smart iphone. She's so smart**

Bam Bam

If Sissy pants, has a girl.

She might just look like this:

I love watching Coley Bear.

I love watching Ari love on him and it driving him crazy.

And I am really super excited for my brother to have a girl.

xoxo

(please note the sex of the baby is still unknown...)

They Say It's Your Birthday

32 Sissy Bear!

H - Hilarious   

E - Energetic       

A - Athlete      

T - Talkative                                     

H- Honorable                              

E - Efficient                                    

R - Radiates   

                             

A - Auntie

N - Naughty

N - Nice

E - Extra

C - Cool

O - Outstanding

N - Nurtoring

N - Neighborly

I - Instructor

F - Fun

F - Flirt

Happy Happy Birthday to my dear friend, sister in law, daughter's aunt, brother's wife! I love you mucho and can't imagine a single day without you. Thank you for marrying my brother. For birthing Cole, and for having the coolest dog around.

I love you sissy. Happy 32nd Birthday.

MOH Speach # 2, by Heather Conniff

I am Meghan’s Sister of the Law.
If there’s one thing to know about her, she loves her Meemaw.
We met many, many years ago at Leota Junior High.
At the time, I had no idea we’d be family one day, eating many dinners together which often seem to include Thai.
I think it’s appropriate to say that there are too many attributes to mention in which this special bride brings to my life.
To simply name a few, she’s warm hearted, spontaneous, a good listener, and I’m more than positive that she’ll be a good wife.
Did you know that Microsoft Outlook flagged both of our work accounts for sending each other so many notes?
We have a tendency to chat throughout the day via email, but truthfully we’re just discussing the latest trends on totes and coats.
My friend Meghan has mastered the yoga style.
But I dare you, ask her when was the last time that she ran a mile.
I knew you’d be a stunner on your wedding day,
With or without all of these stacks of hay!
You love the Lord more than most people know
It’s always been so much fun to hear your spiritual thoughts evolve and grow
You really are the most organized and efficient Executive Assistant ever,
Laurent – you may not contact her while she’s enjoying her honeymoon, whatsoever. (never)
Our travels together have taken us from the hilarious awards dinners in Cabo to our multiple trips to Vegas to the beaches of the outer banks.
I love how much you enjoy food, but I’d really hate to know all the beverages that we’ve drank.
This poem would not be complete if I did not mention a few things that come to mind when I think of you.
Forever 21, flordeli, eyeball tridguems, fedoras, bangles galore, thick hair, coffee creamer, your gift of working the grill, the boss, blue moon, your quick stint to Central, and your prized possession little lulu.
Fortunately for us, Ari is simply an extension of her mother.
I’m certain that she wouldn’t mind having a sister or a brother.
How blessed is Meghan, that God chose her to be with Ari forever.
Ari is so smart, beautiful, thoughtful, outgoing and quit clever.
Zeb, you complete Meghan and Ari’s family – you truly are the perfect addition to their pose
AND, thank you for never being bossy.
I could not hand pick a better man to marry my bestie Meg
You’re patient, kind, witty, adventurous, crafty, a hard worker, did I mention patient and you NEVER nag.
Sometimes our beautiful bride and I get into a tissy, but that’s why I love her, she’s my sissy.

Double Fisting

This just might be one of my favorite pictures of Sissy.

A beer in each hand.

No shoes on.

At the Bon Jovi concert.

In Vegas.

Without her precious Cole...for the very first time.

The only thing this girl is missing at this moment is her breast pump.

Which, for those of you concerned citizens....she dumped, after she pumped.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about right now. Carry on.

xoxo

Have you ever?

Thought about what song(s) will be played at your funeral? I haven't...until this morning when sissy said she wanted this song played at her funeral. Got me a little misty. I do love this song.

I have no idea what songs I would want played at my funeral.

Probably...without a doubt I would have Sweetly Broken.

Amazing love, how could it be that you my King would die for me.



PS. Why does this video look so cheesy?

Sorry for the deep Saturday post...but sometimes you just have to think about those things.

xoxo

Are you famous?

New Favorite Picture of Cole--Slaw

I don't know if many of you know this...but my sister through the law AKA "sissy" is famous. She married my brother who is also famous. They made a famous son. Cole.

They know all kinds of peeps. Alba, Leo, Cindy...oh and Kid Rock...just to name a few.

xoxox

Little Sissy.

Happy Birthday Heather Anne

Today you are 31! You have been the greatest friend. The greatest sister through the law. The greatest Auntie. The best new mommy. You make me laugh daily. You are patient and kind and have a heart of gold. Everyone who knows you feels admired and cared for! These are only some of your many amazing qualities. Happy Birthday Sissy.

PS. The best thing my brother ever did was marry you...
xoxo

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Isn't she pretty! These just might be the last pictures you see of her pregnant. Also, did you know that when I post pictures of my sissy or anything about the baby I get the most comments and traffic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Who knew?!?!?? She's pretty popular.

xoxoxo. Happy Tuesday.