12 Rules for my Unborn Dauther
1. When on a dinner date, order the steak.
2. Never make fun of your brother in front of other girls.
3. Let him take your coat. That’s the moment he’s been waiting for.
4. Don’t sleep with your bra on. So I’ve been told.
5. Yes, your skirt is too short.
6. Having an accent does not make him more sophisticated.
7. Learn to sew your own clothes. You’ll become a better shopper.
8. If you want to look older, try plastic surgery.
9. Keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge and ice cream in the freezer.
10. Ride a bicycle.
11. You don’t need to do anything to prove you like him. Ever.
12. Dance with your father. And not just on your wedding day.
13. Follow your intuition.
14. Don't settle. For anything. For any reason.
15. Wear cowboy boots.
16. Do not eat 9 oreos at 10:30pm
Ok, so I added the last four.
2 comments:
I love these ESPECIALLY the last four
Love #2 and #11. Very cute. Makes me tear up a little. Along with the Oreo's, tell Ar to never eat just one more row of Girl Scout Somoa's...that doesn't end well either.
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