Dear Ruth (Tooth Fairy)

Hi, it's Ari. What is you's name agen? Well in ewase (anyways) can I give you a srvya (survey). What is you'r favrat (favorite) coler (color)? Next, can we be pin pall's? Next, can you give me 5$ bill? Next, and can you give me a little saffed animl. Next, can you mabe get me some caide (candy)?
from, Arianna

WHAT!

Ruth's response:

Lulu (total give away that the tooth fairy is indeed me) My name is Ruth! Thanks for the tooth!! My favorite color is blue. I am very, very busy collecting teeth so I can't write you ALL the time, but I'll do my best. I can only give money for teeth...no candy stuffed animals or treats. Thanks Arianna, your tooth...it is perfect. I'm all out of $5, so I'll have to hit you up later this week.
Love,
Ruth

The next day, Ari asked Coaster Boy if mommy was stopping by the bank. CB asked why? She said to get me a $5 bill....

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