Brothers

I wish everyone could have one.
Unfortunatly my brother didn't have one growing up!
But he had ME and my sister.

I've been blessed by probably the coolest, meanest, toughest, biggest brother anyone could ask for. I mean, I'm pretty sure we all say that about our brothers.
But mine tops yours.

Benefits of growing up with a big brother:

• His hand me downs make a pretty awesome looking little sitter
• You'll always know gross terminology guys use: FUPA, skinny fat, butter face, I can't even name some....
• He'll total your car, but in return...buy you a better one
• You'll have bruises from endless punches and dead legs
• You'll run out of gas on the way to school more than once
• He'll beat up any guy that puts his hands on you
• You'll get great Christmas gifts: thigh masters, robotic fish tanks
• He'll fart in the car. Lock the windows and blast the heat.
• Maybe, he'll tackle you, hold you down and have a loogie hang long enough to almost touch your nose
• Your boyfriends will fear him
• All HIS FRIENDS!
• April fools day will always be eventful
• You'll find his boogers everywhere (on the wall even) oh and gum

Happy Birthday Patrick!

In honor of Movember.

 And just because...

Fire Alarm

My bro and Coaster Boy have ongoing bets....which always results in the winner getting a free blizzard. 

{Zeb currently owes my bro a blizzard once a week (on call) until the next Apple Cup! Let's just say, the Cougs lost last year}

This weekend, Patrick bet Zeb he couldn't eat a level 7 chicken wing from Wing Dome. Hottest wing there...

Let's just say Zeb had himself a nice little Chocolate Explosion to cleanse off his burnt tongue.

Poor guy didn't have anything to soothe his ring of fire butt crack at 2am when he had diarrhea {except a very angry wife for waking her up to the worst sound ever}.

Just sayin.

Love you CB.

Bam Bam

If Sissy pants, has a girl.

She might just look like this:

I love watching Coley Bear.

I love watching Ari love on him and it driving him crazy.

And I am really super excited for my brother to have a girl.

xoxo

(please note the sex of the baby is still unknown...)

Are you famous?

New Favorite Picture of Cole--Slaw

I don't know if many of you know this...but my sister through the law AKA "sissy" is famous. She married my brother who is also famous. They made a famous son. Cole.

They know all kinds of peeps. Alba, Leo, Cindy...oh and Kid Rock...just to name a few.

xoxox

Little Sissy.

The Highlight to My Halloween

This guy.

Still makes me chuckle inside.